pretty/red/circle

pick-up lines for graphic designers

1. Show me your .tiffs
2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
3. I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
4. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
5. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
6. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
7. If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
8. Mind if I take you for a usability test?
9. I’m sorry, is my div tag open? 
10. I hate Comic Sans too… wanna dance?

via fuzzco